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October 2018 Film List

X the man with X-ray eyes

True grit

Incredible melting man

Ghostbusters

*Let sleeping corpses lie 6/10

Don’t blink

Doom

Screamers

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May 2014

MAY

Here is a list of movies I watched in May 2014 I counted about 87.. not bad.. I’ll try and keep the next list more consistent.

  • The Terminator
  • *Wolf Crek 2
  • Fargo
  • *The Day
  • Frost/Nixon
  • Scarface
  • Jack Frost
  • Carlos the Jackle
  • The Hills have eyes 2
  • Barberella
  • Zombie Flesh Eaters
  • Condemned
  • *Underworld Awakening
  • The Swimming Pool
  • Red Sonja
  • Bully
  • Robocop
  • *Snow walker
  • Vacancy
  • Paradise lost (extreme edition)
  • Scarface
  • Human Contract
  • *St Georges Day
  • *Death Ring
  • Tinker Taylor Soldier Spy
  • *The Hurt Locker
  • Ravenous
  • Alien3
  • The Importance of being Ernst
  • Underworld Awakening
  • *Grave Encounters
  • *Grave Enounters 2
  • The ABC’s of Death
  • Ten Little Indians
  • Layer Cake
  • 7 Days
  • The Thing
  • Se7en
  • Gomorroh
  • Jubliee
  • Re Animator
  • *Enter the Void
  • Un Chien Andalou
  • *Dead Shadows
  • Twilight – Eclipse
  • *Killing season
  • Bully
  • X Men first class
  • Fist full of dollars
  • *Cloverfield
  • Phantasm
  • Grimm Love
  • Dog Soldiers
  • The Resident
  • Zombie Holocaust
  • Dorian Gray
  • Death Ring
  • Commando
  • *Creepozoids
  • Godzilla
  • Rocky II
  • Star Wars 4
  • Extreme Measures
  • *All the boys love mandy Lane
  • True Grit
  • *X Men days of future past
  • UFC 173
  • Godzilla vs megaguirus
  • Childs play II
  • Running man
  • The Iceman
  • Deathwatch
  • Campfire tales
  • Running Man
  • The Day the earth stood still
  • The Quatermass Experiment
  • The Return of the muskateers
  • Running man 7/10
  • *Campire Tales 7/10
  • Barbarella 10/10
  • *Hobsons Choice 9/10
  • Black Hawk Down 8/10
  • *Mikey 6/10
  • *Ghost Rider : Spirit of sommit 3/10
  • *Juggernaut 8/10
  • *300 Rise of an empire 6/10
  • Seven Swords 9/10
  • *Oculus 7/10
  • Die Hard 4.0 6/10
  • *The Trial 5/10

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New DVDs today

Today I popped into one of my local thrift stores and picked up a few films, total cost, a fiver!

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So what did I find?
01 – Burn after reading ×
02 – Cloverfield
03 – the Forth kind
04 – the Trial×
05 – Black moon rising

01 – Burn after reading × this is a new one which I will eventually watch, the Cohen brothers are probably one of my favorite director duos but it takes me a while to watch one of their comedies.

02 – Cloverfield – I only watched this for the first time a week ago, I missed the beginning so. Thought it might be worth getting to see all the way through, I thought it was a Godzilla style movie but was impressed with the creature so I might watch this again… And again!
7/10

03 – The forth kind – loved this movie from the get go, had to make do with borrowing from a friend until now. If I were to expand on my list of films that scare me, then this would probably be on that list! Real footage melded with movie footage of a dairy from an abductee. Chilling stuff,…
9/10

04 – the Trial× Another new film, I’m a big Hopkins fan so I hope this will be worth the squid.

05 – Black moon rising – I vaguely remember this from my youth, hopefully it will still be awesome!
7/10

La Weekend July 3

I’m BACK!

I have been away from this for so long, But never fear I’ve still been watching a silly amount of movies and for some reason Full Metal Jousting!!

I’ve got a lot of catching up to do so here it goes!

La Weekend July 3

  • THE EAGLE
  • EYE OF THE BEAST
  • ZEITGEIST : MOVING FORWARDS
  • PREDATOR
  • WASTELAND
  • PARADISE LOST 3
  • ATTACK THE BLOCK
  • REC 2

The Eagle – I remember this coming out at the same time as a lot of other Romanesque movies, but apparently this one was WAY better, needless to say I saw it last and it was basically identical to Centurion.. but with more homo action. Don’t get me wrong I’ve got nothing against gay peeps at all.. but I was hoping for Billy Elliot to make out is all.. Humm.. a bit boring really..

Eye of the beast – Some schit happened I suppose.. A schithole of a port is attacked by a Kracken style sea monster.. Kinda like Jaws with tentacles.. but not as dynamic as Sharkopus.. or great acting, or a great story or a great anything.. next please.

Zeitgeist : moving Forwards – FCUK ME! You know those movies that change your perception on life..well this is one of those! It’s a Documovie but makes so much sense.. It’s long but I do recommend that everyone watches this and check out the website – http://www.zeitgeistmovingforward.com/

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Predator – I needed a bit of comfort and for Billy to get me out of this HOLE billy! I will wank over this movie at a later date as I’m sure everyone has seen it.

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Wasteland – This movie stated out with a lot of promise, gritty brit flick, lots of familiar faces, great acting, but what a fag ending.. I love a good twist at the end or a great reveal like Unusual suspects (1995), but this twists and turns like a muvafcker and after the third one I just didn’t care anymore and it ruined it for me.

Paradise Lost 3 – I couldn’t find the second instalment but as it’s all based on real events I don’t feel that I’ve missed anything seeing the pre jail and freedom story. Still a VERY good film and told in the best way possible.

Attack the Block – I have been meaning to see this for some time, I was a bit reluctant to watch due to the comedy roots of the director but it was bearable.. The effects were amazing and the tension of the chase spot on.

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Rec 2 – I watched this with my mummy so I could ensure my safety and that I could have someone to mop up my pee.. this still scares my pants off (lights on tonight). Amazing Spanish zombie/possession movie. I do adore that the take on the zombies were enforced as being demonic possession in this series.

 

Faust

Just a lame update but I’m so psyched about this..

My copy of Faust (1926) had finally arrived (this was about a week ago)!! My old video copy has worn right though and I’m super pleased that it came in a purple box (very sexy.. ).I managed to find this gem from one of my all time favourite sellers, Video Heaven (Ipswich) check out the ebay shop for more bargains. http://myworld.ebay.co.uk/videoheaven.ipswich/

Anyway this will help me complete my 20 for 1920’s post coming up soon.

LAST NIGHTS MOVIES 29-05-13

LAST NIGHTS MOVIES 29-05-1 

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Last night ran into a bit of a late one but sadly not with a whole lot of movie watching  did fit in two movies but one of them was only an hour long! Am I loosing it? I watched ManBorg (2011)  which was surprising good for what it is and that’s a modern b movie pulptastic George jetson nightmare! Ahem.. and Antiviral (2012) which I didn’t get to watch until the very end so that review will be pending BUT the movie is stylish! I adore the feel of it and the man character is Haute Hot! So far a very unusual storey has been introduced about people taking on viruses from their favourite celebrities with a little bit of smuggling going on. It’s something I would expect from the loin of Cronenberg, common themes of viruses and mechanical people from both of these boys! More details to follow…

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Orlando (1992) – quotes

Orlando is one of my all time favourite movies (and book) but I try not to wear it out by watching it all the time, it’s guaranteed that when I do get around to watching the movie it blows me away entirely.

Today I managed to see it and as much as I love everything to do with the movie I had nearly forgotten all of the most amazing quotes ever.

What I really admire about Orlando is that it’s the pursuit of love and freedom of one human, EVERYONE can relate to Orlando because Orlando is everyone. (everyone who can think).

Here are a few of my favourites…

It’s a strange melancholy you have Orlando, you suffer in advance.

images (3) I can find only three words to describe the female sex. None of which are worth expressing.

orlando-1992-02-gFirst Official: One, you are legally dead and therefore cannot hold any property whatsoever.
Orlando: Ah. Fine.
First Official: Two, you are now a female.
Second Official: Which amounts to much the same thing.

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 All you call yours is mine already.

I might choose not to sacrifice my life caring for my children, nor my children’s children, nor to drown anonymously in the milk of female kindness, but instead, say, to go abroad. Would I then be…

 

Yeah depressing and blunt. But it does make me happy.