Category Archives: Action

The Collector (2009)

 

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Director Marcus Dunstan
Writer Marcus Dunstan / Patrick Melton
Starring  Josh Stewart, Michael Reilly Burke, Andrea Roth, Juan Fernandez, USA 1h 30m

I wasn’t sure if this was going to be a film about stamp collecting or soul collecting but it turns out to be about a psychopath with a McGuyver manual who “always takes one”, so he’s not a gifted collector huh…

Arkin O’Brien (Josh Stewart) is an ex convict who’s not making an honest living as a handyman, he’s currently doing a lot of work for the Chase family and has become attached to their daughter, he starts noticing a lot of insects around the home and eventually an exterminator is called in. On returning home, his wife gives him the terrible news that she needs a lotta money by midnight to pay off a series of loan sharks , Arkin has to don his thief cap again and decides to rob the Chase family, while attempting to crack the safe he hears someone else entering the house and screams coming from the basement, there is something very strange going on in the Chase household tonight, Mr Chase enters the room ready to attack Arkin but he’s bloody and bruised. He triggers a trap which incapacitates him and when Arkin tries to call the police the phone is bobby trapped (in a very painful way) and then he realises the windows are boarded up and also laced with a trap… Continue reading The Collector (2009)

Harbinger Down (2015)

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Director : Alec Gillis
Starring : Lance Henriksen,Camille Balsamo, Giovonnie Samuels, Matt Winston USA. 1 22m

Something a little repetitive from the darkside of sci fi, this independent monster horror was funded through Kickstarter and to it’s credit it does use minimal amounts of computer enhancements and makes for some great viewing.

An eco graduate student Sadie (Camille Balsamo) manages to convince her badass grandfather (Henriksen) to take her and some whiney bastard onboard his fishing trawler  the Harbinger to investigate the effects of global warming on a pod of Belugas when she discovers a block of ice with a flashing light in it, turns out it’s a crashed Soviet moon lander that crashed landed in 1982, the astronauts bodies seem to be infected with an unknown virus but being frozen in the ice there is no chance of infection right!? After the corpse disappears and the identity of one of the crew is unearthed, a biological nightmare ensues. Continue reading Harbinger Down (2015)

Ronin (1998)

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Director: John Frankenheimer
Writer: J D Zeil
Starring : Robert De Niro, Jean Reno, Natascha McElhone, Stelland Skarsgard, Sean Bean, Skipp Sudduth, USA 2h 2m

John Frankenheimer continues to thrill us with a detailed insight into the underground espionage business as a host of A-list stars collect together in the backstreets of France to obtain a very important box. It’s a lot more impressive than it sounds,but this has to be one of the all time best action noir movies.

Opening with a damp cold night in a quiet region of France, a parky looking Sam scouts around a soon to be closing cafe, he carefully plants a gun outside and then boom we’re on a whirlwind tour de force, he’s been recruited along with a group of international former secret agents and cold war warriors to obtain a case from some unlucky chap. Continue reading Ronin (1998)

Constantine (2005)

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I was totally reluctant to see this and it did take a couple of years for me to finally give in as it was on Film4 and generally they don’t fuck around with shit films.. generally.. The movie was never going to be as good as the comics, and very few comic remakes are that good, and on top of this Mr Keanu (I’m a wooden puppet) Reeves is cast as the lead and I stepped back crying OH HELL NO, until i realised Tilda Swinton had a small part and decided it would be worth it to perve on her.

Hellblazer.. *ahem* I mean John Constantine is like a detective/guardian who deals with all things religiously supernatural, demonic possession, angels and demons who try to interfere a little too much etc etc, with the help of his ambitious sidekick he’s onto something big here that leads him almost straight into hell and to Devil himself. After rescuing a young girl from a demon a little secret is let out, and John is on the case of trying to stop one of the devils sons from coming back to burn this earth and claim it for his own. Dect Angela Dodson  (Rachel Weisz) has recently lost her twin sister to suicide and through messages left behind and Constantine’s help the pair are in for a wild ride as they try to decipher the mysteries of Hell’s army. Continue reading Constantine (2005)

RollerBall (1975)

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A poignant dystopian science fiction drama based around a vicious game called Rollerball (if you didn’t guess already). The danger isn’t reserved for the killer game, the world is an oppressed, cold and calculated place controlled by giant corporations in this mindless future.

Jonathan E (James Caan) is the premier Rollerball superstar who has outgrown his usefulness, the corporation that pretty much owns him, and the one who runs this game have plans and their star boy is too rebellious to play along. These big brother networks  control the smallest things and even go as far as summaring books and controlling all knowledge, history and trade women around as
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Soylent Green (1973) or Logan’s Run (1976) and  Nineteen Eighty Four (1984). The more they want him out of the game the harder he fights to stay in it. Continue reading RollerBall (1975)

Chong po gong fu cheng – Dragon Fighter (1981)

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I found this epic in CEX for 50p but I do like these bargains as they do yield some amazing B movies, movies that are so bad they are good. and this one is actually ok.

Starting out strangely with a few guys getting violently abducted, one is even clothed lined and stolen as he tries to get help for his pregnant wife, despite her square cushioned shaped baby, he and a few others are chucked into a gold mine and expected to work (without training), the story unfolds quickly after this and it goes something like this..  some dude needs to pay up some cash but his only source of cash is his gold mine (woe be unto him), he’s worked out that if he steals some people to work in his mine he’ll be able to smelt enough gold in time but his prisoners keep trying to escape.. damned peasants. The overseers are total bastards and are constantly rounding people up and beating them. There is one respite as one of the team leaders and his daugher (with long pigtails and a wispy fringe.. no cliches here) do their best to make life a little easier, and secretly teaches a few of them kung fu as they are determined to escape. Continue reading Chong po gong fu cheng – Dragon Fighter (1981)

Mutants (2009)

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Being a horror movie and a romance based drama Mutants has it’s ups and downs. On one hand the movie is displaying a genetic apocalypse and the last fight of survival of mankind and on the other hand it’s plucking at the heartstrings of a couple who are deeply in love and being torn apart from a virus, but it does keep itself firmly set in the fact that it’s just a generic horror movie and nothing to do with zombies!! phew!! Continue reading Mutants (2009)

A perfect storm (2000)

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This is one of those terrible Hollywood fuck ups that’s strangely enjoyable but to be frank it’s dank in so many ways. It’s not all that hard to love a terrible movie, but usually that movie has no budget  but while I have a love/hate relationship with this film it has much bigger problems which are more personal to the families involved in the real events.

Based on a true story, that is bound to be unknown to a majority of it’s audience, and using the real characters names without permission from  the families and getting sued only added to the original hype. This film is loosely based on real events which sees a group of experienced fishermen head to rough seas in the search for a profit and encounter a super storm. it’s as simple as that. Obviously being Hollywood there are all the classic elements, a rivalry, a grudge match and a blossoming romance.

After coming back with a measly catch and after a few sly remarks from Bob Brown (Michael Ironside) Captain Billy Tyne (George Clooney) takes the Andrea Gail and it’s beaten down and crabby crew back out again to bring back a real fortune. With promises of the biggest catch ever recorded they set out totally fearless and with a glint in their eyes.

The acting is good, I won’t knock most of the cast but the accents are so dismal and most are dropped after a the first few words and nearly all abandoned by the end of the film, which is a godsend as none of them were all that accurate and just come across as a painstakingly annoying. While no one looked like an actual competent fisherman they do all look busy, so that’s distracting enough. Every character is another stereotype, the crying kid (omg those big doe eyes, it was like watching Bambi) the old craggy guy who can remember the last big storm who just hangs around the bar, the doting girlfriend who just has a “bad feeling” about this trip the list is endless, and this film does stink of Disney, but it’s watchable.

The guys get along well for some time, there is a spectacular hatred between Sully (William Fichtner) and Murph (John C Reilly), along with some snide remarks things do get physical and if that wasn’t enough drama there is a random shark attack and lots of bouncing around by waves fit for the apocalypse.

There is a fair share of action and each scene is equipped with a variation of  “the theme tune” which does really start to grate on the nerves (I find making up words for it helps). But the big attraction is the now slightly dated special effects, it did the film some justice back in the day and still looks ok, possibly better than the hacked up mess of 300 – Rise of an Empire (2014) that came later but just didn’t’ put in the effort.

It’s a like-able film, despite the somber side to it like the family issues and fights between friends, poor Clooney having to swallow his pride and admit defeat that he’s just as shit as captain as he is as an actor.

Minimal attention is paid to the sea and scenery until the shit hits the fan, then the effects take over, and suddenly everyone is thrashing around in a giant swimming pool as epic waves crash about. Overall the film is  inaccurate, is weak in acting, characters, script and drama, tries to apologize with a lot of dramatic and enhanced storm sequences, they are incredibly well done but I was left feeling cheated as there is just some eye candy and nothing else.

It’s still a guilty pleasure for me, I haven’t decided if it’s just the campness of the movie that makes me laugh at it, rather than we with it. but i do enjoy watching it from time to time. It does raise awareness of the stakes involved in our fishing industry and there is a great tribute page kept in honour of the original crew.

Rating 5/10

L Sea flicks, based on real events.
R: Twister (1996),
5B George Clooney, Mark Wahlberg, William Fitchner,
A How far can Holywood go before it’s just totally unreal?

 

Maniac Cop (1988)

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Maniac Cop  (Action, Crime, Horror,  1988) (18) D: William Lustig W:  P:  C: tom Atkins, Bruce Campbell, Laurene Landon, Richard Roundtree, Robert Z’Dar, Sheree North,. 1h 253. USA.

Synopsis : Innocent people are being brutally murdered on the streets of New York City by a uniformed police officer. As the death toll rises and City Hall attempts a cover-up, Frank McCrae heads the investigation. A young cop, Jack Forrest, finds himself under arrest as the chief suspects, having been a victim of a set up by the real killer and a mysterious woman phone-caller. Forrest, his girlfriends and McCrae set out to solve the puzzle before the Maniac Cop can strike again.

TAGLINE : You have the right to remain silent. Forever.

A betrayed cop on a killing rampage! what could be more fun? This almost goofy comic style slasher fits in a fair deal of killings while maintaining an action movie feel throughout.

The ultimate twisted revenge story apparently not inspired by any real events but let’s face it, cops get charged for murder all the time so it’s hard to know if it was based on something true. As with other slasher icons, the killers character turns out to be the person you’d least expect, but in this case the person you’d normally go to for help. When you can’t go to the police for help who can you trust? and its this dilemma that actually fuels the back story of city hall corruption in a style akin to Robocop (1987) In a warped good cop (but really a bad guy) vs a good cop (who was turned bad by the system), the moral compass is constantly spinning in this kill spree, shot primarily at night.

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A crazed cop is on the loose and killing innocent people, the only man to stop him is the ashamed Officer Jack Forrest (Bruce Campbell) and an aged tough cop Frank McCrae (Tom Atkins) Starting out with a brutal murder of a woman looking for help from a police officer the film takes an instant turn to the domestic side introducing the troubled life of Bruce and his wife, as soon as he’s implicated in her “murder” everything heats up with him trying to prove his innocence and trying to track down the real killer.

There really is no panache to this movie, it doesn’t have a style per say, it’s just another excuse for mindless gorefest and that’s part of it’s charm, it’s unashamed fun for gore fiends. While you can’t ignore that the basis of the film is just to have an excuse to kill a lot of people on the streets of New York, and it’s obvious revenge threads, you can’t help but look at the underlying corruption in the police and political force behind the police throughout the movie. A manipulation of the media in an attempt the control the public is quite prevalent.

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Without trying to give away too much about the plot for those who haven’t seen the movie I’d like to just talk about the Maniac Cop, hopefully this won’t kill the movie for you but it’s hard not to talk about Robert D’Zar’s massive size and unusual looks helps him create a hybrid between Frankenstein and Terminator. His hulking size and inability to feel both physically and emotionally he’s an unstoppable force. It’s quite unique for this movie, and normally a lot of prosthetics would be required but in this case it’s just carefree having such an unusual actor at the helm.

Most of the murders are set at night where the Maniac really gets to freak people out  with a body count of 19, the maniac certainly does find his groove. Sadly for this project Campbell is a little more restrained and doesn’t have his usual quirkiness, albeit it’s not in a similar situation, there are no demons or chainsaws. It’s still interesting to see him in a different character, thus proving he can act. But he’s only one of 3 very strong main characters and if he did show up as Ash then he’d steal the show.

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Boasting two of the most infamous chins in low budget buckets of blood horror and action films, Bruce Campbell was still riding on the cult success of Evil Dead and Evil Dead 2, and was starting to make a name for himself, he wasn’t as refined a chin as we know him today but that wild eyed raven hair electric character creeps in at times. Bolstering the film, was the Cherub Chin himself D’Zar (RIP) who’s unusual features made him a perfect candidate for this emotionless monster.

Director William Lustig  was on a massive wave of slasher epics, and Maniac Cop comes a short while after Maniac (1980) and Vigilante (1983), so the refining of this psycho on a kill spree was getting a good finishing polish in this film.

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It’s always interesting to see a movie like this, that questions our perspectives. We see a man in a police uniform and instantly trust him, no questions asked. Anyone can wear a uniform but how cautious are we? Even though Campbell was cheating on his wife and runs off with his lover, he’s still seen as the good guy which is so bizarre!! If this was the Jerry Springer show then he’d be getting booo’d and his girlfriend getting her Jerry Beads. As I said the moral compass is all shifty here.

Surprisingly it does have a decent story line, it’s not plausible in anyway but there is a full explanation of how the killer was created and as much as no one believes it, it did make for a great bloody prison shower scene without a shred of gayness.

The film works as a silly B grade movie with some thrill kills and some action scenes chucked in for good measure, no one was fully on their best for this film but it’s still cherished by fans because it just doesn’t care and gets on with telling this crazy comic book style tale, it’s very much horror for horror sake. While connections can be made between this and Halloween for example, why not, they are both slasher and probably appeal to the same audience.

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V: While the film is loved and hated like Marmite, I think some take it too seriously. While I accept that it’s not the best written movie and it has the typical plot holes of any slasher, it does deliver enough of a story to put he kills together. I adore it for all the wrong reasons, it’s got in a few of my favourite actors, a healthy levels of kills and is just so much fun to watch, it’s not academic or anything amazing if you really wanted to see a deep in depth movie, keep on looking, if like me you’ve got a childish wicked side you’ll love it as much as i do.

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Rating –  7/10

R: Maniac (1980), Maniac Cop 2 (1990),Vigilante (1983), The Burning (1981)

Article : 18 Films From 1988 Still Worth Talking About Vol 1

Dalkomhan insaeng – A Bittersweet Life (2005)

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Dalkomhan insaeng – A Bittersweet Life  (Action, Crime, Drama,  2005) (18) D: Kim Jee-woon W:  P: Park Dong-ho, Eugene Lee C: Lee Byung-hun, Kim Yeong-cheol, Shin, Min-ah, Hwang Jung-min, Kim Roi-ha, Lee Ki-young. 2h. South Korea.

Synopsis :  When doing right goes very, very wrong… Things go wrong for a high ranking mobster when he doesn’t proceed by his boss’s orders.Ruthlessly violent, it illustrates the ethical codes in the Korean mob and how they clash with personal morality.

TAGLINE : When doing right goes very, very wrong.

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The dingy dark gangster lifestyle is split in two by love and obsession, ultimately driving a crime boss and his prized employee apart. Bittersweet delivers a story this is as simple as it is deep. Sun-Woo (Byung-hun Lee) is the main runaround, bodyguard, bouncer and confidant to Mr Kang (Kim Yeong-cheol) a masculine power boss who has fallen for a much younger beautiful musician who he is obsessed with and finds it hard to express his feeling to as he feels inadequate and fears that he is being strung along. So he sends his dedicated trustworthy henchman to fetch and carry his new squeeze while searching for clues for her infidelity. Once Sun-Woo discovers the truth and makes amends to keep everyone safe as he feels the need to protect everyone involved, things escalate and spiral wildly out of control.

The plot becomes more complex from this point on, not so much as new twists and turn but just simply by the depths that each party goes to while trying to right a wrong that wasn’t a wrong to start with. Even with the cultural differences aside it’s pretty easy to see the full extent of the inhumane extremes of hate and love that are displayed here. but as matters spiral out of control the lines get blurred,  prides takes over and it all becomes nonsense like an arguments when someone realises they are wrong but refuses to back down.

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As with a lot of South Korean movies, this film is also dark yet vivid with colours, burning with emotions and packed with fast paced violent action scenes. This style is enhanced by robust acting from Lee Byung-hun and Kim Yeong-cheol and the fun is backed up by colourful characters that are met along the way including Kim Hae-gon the crazy go-lucky gun dealer who has a short-lived but memorable candid scenes. Kim Roi-Ha (Memories of Murder (2003)) appears as Mun-suk, the ambitious, cocky sidekick who contributes as a streak of rude uber violence which doesn’t seem to amplified among the violent playground.

Director Kim Jee-woon whose previous works include another bittersweet story but in a guise of a ghostly horror movie Tale of Two sisters (2003), is never shy of flooding his audience with a combination emotions. The cinematography finds small quiet emotional scenes to slow down for in-between the chaos, keeping the film real and grounded. It sits very nicely on the fence between soppy drama and a fighting action quest, not letting up one side for the other.

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it’s pretty easy to chuck this film in the revenge series along with a lot of other Korean films such as Memories of Murder (2003) , Host (2006), and the Vengeance Trilogy (2002+) itself, but is it simply vengeance that’s going on here? Despite the Buddhist quote at the beginning of the film which does lay out the main plot, it should have been something from Hagakure.Sun-Woo acts more like a Samurai, showing great honour and obedience to his master Mr Kang. The film is more of a brutal stoney faced redemption story

It’s not often that a film this good comes along, and it’s hard not to lay out some lavish praise for every aspect.

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Rating –  10/10

V: A stunning film from every aspect, a perfect example of blending amazing action with quaint drama. Bringing an age-old story of master and servant from an obscure code of conduct into the modern light. Personally for me the film takes my breath away every time I watch it, it never loses that crisp, slick edge.

Q : “One late autumn night, the disciple awoke crying. So the master asked the disciple, “Did you have a nightmare?” “No.” “Did you have a sad dream?” “No,” said the disciple. “I had a sweet dream.” “Then why are you crying so sadly?” The disciple wiped his tears away and quietly answered, “Because the dream I had can’t come true.
BS : There are so many good scenes, one that I adore without giving away too much plot.. is when Sun-Woo is purchasing the guns from the strange fur coated dealer who plays a game with him, who can load the gun the fastest…
5B : 5 Best – Lee Byung-hun, Roe-ha Kim
L:Selected South Korean Films, Revenge films, BitterSweet Movies, My Top 30 films of all time.
PD : Post Discussion – to come