It was a long weekend with hardly any sleep so plenty of films watched, I think I got my total for the month to 87!
Running man 7/10
*Campire Tales 7/10
*Hobsons Choice 9/10
Black Hawk Down 8/10
*Ghost Rider : Spirit of sommit 3/10
*300 Rise of an empire 6/10
Seven Swords 9/10
Die Hard 4.0 6/10
*The Trial 5/10
Running man 7/10 – All time favourite sci fi film, it’s not accurate and has plot holes and isn’t brilliantly acted, but it’s fun and I love it and I feel no guilt.
*Campire Tales 7/10 – horror anthology, sadly it’s most of the urban legend stories that got really boring in the 90’s but I still like it. It’s just a bit of fun. Sweethearts with claws hanging on their car after a quick exit, ghosts, werewolves and all sorts going on.
Barbarella 10/10 – another fun movie, and one of my childhood favourites, I am totally in love with the Great Tyrant.. psychedelic nonsense and smexy fun 😀 also while watching this I remembered that I need to find a copy of Blueberry the Psychdelic Western!!
*Hobsons Choice 9/10 – Settled down with my mother for a bit, she pulled this out of her collection. It’s a great story with some trippy DT drunken scenes and the ever so talented Charles Laughton at his best.
Black Hawk Down 8/10 – apparently a man film, so I popped my Johnson out and watched with glee..
*Mikey 6/10 – This movie is/was banned and I understand why but it’s so tame now.. basically a child psycho who’s too cute to be thought of as a cold killer but I would have punched his face in a long time ago.
*Ghost Rider : Spirit of sommit 3/10 – Nic cage does stuff, but Idris Elba is amazing with his lil French accent! Wine drinking crazy guy!! Huzzah Elba.
*Juggernaut 8/10 – I can’t believe I had never heard of this before. Directed by the guy who did the early Mustekeer movies and features all the cream of 1970’s Brit acting, a series of bombs are planted on a cruise ship by the Juggernaut and a team of awesome guys are dropped in to disarm them.. it’s better than that made it out to be. Tense psychological thriller innit.
*300 Rise of an empire 6/10 – what the f*ck!? It’s watchable, made little sense and was no improvement on the first movie.. but there are a few good action scenes.. even if the fake oceans and blood are OTT.
Seven Swords 9/10 – East Asian epic based on a long running tv show, more swordplay than a epic swordplay thing. It’s a clever action mystery.
*Oculus 7/10 – Oooh.. this could have been scary.. like REALLY scary but instead it was a bit creepy… Still some interesting ideas on haunted mirrors, sadly missed on the gore and gave us weak family drama instead of bulking up on carnage.
Die Hard 4.0 6/10 – everyone knows this one, it’s like Die Hard IT edition.
*The Trial 5/10 – I don’t even what the?